Man Slices Off Own Penis Because His Girl Told Him He Is Lousy In Bed

A 22-year-old Macedonia man, Oliver Ilic, decided to show his girlfriend that he is man enough by cutting off his own penis because the lady told him he is not good in bed.

According to Metro News, the jilted lover has chopped off his genitals as he could not stay without his girlfriend after she dumped him because he could not perform in bed to her satisfaction,
so the best option was for him to cut off that annoying appendage and it into the bin.

He is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small instrument which could not satisfy his babe and therefore he had to do away with it.

Ilic then contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east Macedonian town town of Kocani.

Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.

Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.

However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.

Hmmm.. How thoughtful.